Sleight of hand and twist of fate

Shit i dont need.

I dont need my two best friends telling me "KYL KYL, sure can one" at every girl in phuture that glance our way, during every single wednesday and friday of the week for 4 continuous months. but i do appreciate the effort.

I dont need best friend 1 to tell me that i look good all of a sudden, when i have been sporting the same look for the last half of the decade.

I dont need SM to know i have had a huge crush on her since i saw her on THAT movie.

I dont need PenisHead to shout out loud inside phuture within earshot of everyone, "eh ! u like SM ah, huh? u have her poster all over ur army cabinet?"

I dont need to blush when speaking to SM

I dont need Pierre to ask me in the middle of the night, where's the best hotel 81 huh?

I dont need any of my all-of-a-sudden many many newly single friends asking to help get into woman's head. or any sort of relationship advice, im not in the position to give any !

And, the last thing i need is for a friend's aunt to ask in church, "eh what u think of his cousin ah?"

I need the strength to open my eyes every morning and not feel that wave of despair wash over. i need Him. Amen